Hair.

Look, I get it. I'm a chunky dude with long hair and a beard. However, my name is Dash Coombs, not every other chunky dude with long hair and a beard.

This is Jack Black. Not me.

This is Jonathon Larroquette. Not me.

Neither of these gentlemen are me.

Nor the fellow on the right.

Silent Bob AKA not Dash Coombs.

Here I am!

-Dash