Boulder!

-Dash

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN.

-Dash

This Dash kills fascists.

-Dash

App-ly yourself.

I did it! I finally found a way to combine my favorite things with making money!!!!!

Ladles and genderbends, IIIIIII have created an APP.

There's two things I know for sure in this world:

#1 - Audioslave - Self-titled is the best album in ever.

#2 - Velvet Revolver - Contraband is also the best album ever.

Then I thought, "What if I could bring this philosophy to everyone in a fun way that would also make me money!?!?!??????"!?

For $4.99 you get an app that updates itself monthly with:

• Band updates
• Tour schedules
• Hulk & Iron Man trailers
• Game
• Youtube covers
• Much, much more

Perhaps the best the feature is the "Which album are you?"...

Get it today!

-Dash