See the Leaves / People from the future will make fun of the way we made fun of people in the past.

Fall is wicked here. Chills and spills are all about and that means it's time for me to freak out because I'm bonkers for color. I'll be taking a drive to upstate New York this weekend and hope to come back with a few nice pictures of Pennsylvania trees.

Meanwhile, I'm on a jag of making fun of technology. Even though as I type this some kid in the future is literally pissing on my caveman corpse because I don't know what brainternet is. Why were early cell phones and soft-core porn the same thing?

-Dash