Halloween
Dash - The film is called "Spider.Web". This Halloween, find out what happens when the 'net spins you! A group of teenagers and the nine year-old computer genius that they're all babysitting go on a tour of Silicon Valley. Someone would make a joke about tits at this point...one of the dudes...or maybe a lady. Anyways, there are evil spiders living in the internet and every time one of the teenagers goes into someone's office to masturbate to sex blogs they are horrifically killed and consumed by them.
James - The movie is called "Jack O'Zombie". It's a few days after Halloween and a rotting Jack O'Lantern sits on a porch, all droopy-faced, until that night when a meteor hits nearby! A strange fog emanates from it and the hollowed out pumpkin comes to life! Now this ghoulish gourd has a hunger for brains to fill up its own empy head! Be on the look out! This stars 20 CGI clones of Megan Fox with Ron Perlman doing the voice of Jack.
Dash - The film is called "Spider.Web". This Halloween, find out what happens when the 'net spins you! A group of teenagers and the nine year-old computer genius that they're all babysitting go on a tour of Silicon Valley. Someone would make a joke about tits at this point...one of the dudes...or maybe a lady. Anyways, there are evil spiders living in the internet and every time one of the teenagers goes into someone's office to masturbate to sex blogs they are horrifically killed and consumed by them.
James - The movie is called "Jack O'Zombie". It's a few days after Halloween and a rotting Jack O'Lantern sits on a porch, all droopy-faced, until that night when a meteor hits nearby! A strange fog emanates from it and the hollowed out pumpkin comes to life! Now this ghoulish gourd has a hunger for brains to fill up its own empy head! Be on the look out! This stars 20 CGI clones of Megan Fox with Ron Perlman doing the voice of Jack.
Thanksgiving
Dash - This Thanksgiving, get "Stuff'd!!!!!!!". Dane Cook stars as a high-powered gun store owner who accidentally switches brains with a turkey. Abigail Breslin plays Cook's daughter, who finds the turkey and has to keep it hidden from their cuisine-crazy family...all of whom are played by the ghost of Peter Boyle.
James - Hey everyone, get ready to "Meat the Robinsons"! The Robinsons are a white, upper-class family in suburbia getting ready for Thanksgiving. They're Christian, they love family game night and have a dog named Pooky. Everything's going great until the week before Turkey day, a long lost cousin named Trianna drops in! She's a black, lesbiangayhomosexual, punk with an attitude. Not only that, she's a VEGAN. How can Thanksgiving happen without Turkey?! In the end, both the Robinsons and Trianna learn some valuable lessons. Also Trianna shows the Robinson kids porn. Trianna is played by Mo'Nique and The Robinsons are played by Martin Sheen as the dad, Diane Keaton as the mom, with Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen as the 12 year-old brothers.
Dash - This Thanksgiving, get "Stuff'd!!!!!!!". Dane Cook stars as a high-powered gun store owner who accidentally switches brains with a turkey. Abigail Breslin plays Cook's daughter, who finds the turkey and has to keep it hidden from their cuisine-crazy family...all of whom are played by the ghost of Peter Boyle.
James - Hey everyone, get ready to "Meat the Robinsons"! The Robinsons are a white, upper-class family in suburbia getting ready for Thanksgiving. They're Christian, they love family game night and have a dog named Pooky. Everything's going great until the week before Turkey day, a long lost cousin named Trianna drops in! She's a black, lesbiangayhomosexual, punk with an attitude. Not only that, she's a VEGAN. How can Thanksgiving happen without Turkey?! In the end, both the Robinsons and Trianna learn some valuable lessons. Also Trianna shows the Robinson kids porn. Trianna is played by Mo'Nique and The Robinsons are played by Martin Sheen as the dad, Diane Keaton as the mom, with Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen as the 12 year-old brothers.
Holidays
Dash - Her family wants them to get married on Christmas. His family wants them to get married during Hanukkah. They decide to enlist the help of their one black friend to convert to African-Americanism and get married on the third day of Kwanzaa. There will also be no less than eight talking dogs in this film and everyone must kill themselves immediately after leaving the theater. It's called "Fuck You". 49.7 million dollars projected opening weekend.
Dash - Her family wants them to get married on Christmas. His family wants them to get married during Hanukkah. They decide to enlist the help of their one black friend to convert to African-Americanism and get married on the third day of Kwanzaa. There will also be no less than eight talking dogs in this film and everyone must kill themselves immediately after leaving the theater. It's called "Fuck You". 49.7 million dollars projected opening weekend.
James - This holiday season, why don't you come on under the "Mistlenose"?! This movie is about Rhonda, a girl who lost her nose in a tragic Dungeons and Dragons accident and her only Christmas wish is to get a new one! Along on her quest are her friends Sammy and Tammy, twins who absolutely hate each other. They take a cross country road trip and pick up some hitchers who give out sage advice along the way. Rhonda is played by Miley Cyrus, the twins by Tia and Tamara Mowry, provided that they're not dead, and all of the hitchers by Morgan Freeman in different costumes.
1 comment:
you guys are really weird. that's all i have to say. i think dane cook switching brains with a turkey would probably be an improvement.
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