King of Pop...all of it.

Michael Jackson is auctioning off a treasure trove of memorabilia.  Let's peruse, shall we...

We begin with...

...this...waking nightmare.  In the disparate year of 1997, when the Terminator robots started enslaving humanity, Skynet's first attempt was a bit different.

Michael Jackson is Peter Pan.  Remember?  I betcha 'ememBAH-AH!

Here we have the infamous portrait Highness Jackson V of Gary, having returned triumphant from the Battle of Disco.  After burning it out completely, he brought home the spoils and saved his nation from almost total civil war.

What you're actually buying here is the opportunity to press the button that launches this painting into space...E.T. really wants it back.

Sure sure sure, there's a lot of deserved praise heaped onto Christopher Nolans' interpretation of Batman, but, seriously, MJ was a pretty solid Bruce Wayne.

I want this so bad it hurts.

Deggster.

Hands up if the opening credits to the Showtime series DEXTER makes you hungry and jealous!

(My hand is up.)

It took me a little while to get on the Dexter train, but I'm super glad I finally did. In case you're unfamiliar...Dexter is a forensic blood analyst for the Miami Police Department. Dexter is also a serial killer who only kills serial killers.

I am no supporter of violent vigilantism (aside from the Punisher and the Batman), but what I enjoy about this program is that isn't portrayed as a hero. The second season actually involves him using an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting to work through his "addiction".

Well, without rambling too much, Dexter is a fascinating television show that is only more involving because of its stellar cast and writing.

-Dash