THIS...

...is perhaps the greatest achievement in all of human history.



-Dash

Video!

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How can that baby be so cute and so evil simultaneously?

This video makes me laugh every time. You better enjoy it.

-James

Now playing: Finntroll - Ursvamp

Gross.

How much blood is on your hands Michael Gross?

How many people have to die before the Tremors franchise has been run into the ground?

You scared away Kevin Baconbrother. You scared away Fred Ward. You scared away Reba McEntire. Not even poor Tony Genaro could take your shit anymore. Tony Genaro! Look at him in that picture...the face of a man caught at desperate crossroads between a life of Bold & the Beautiful episodes or following a warped prophet into hell.

Taken in 2001 on one of the hottest days recorded in Arizona history it was at this moment Michael Gross realized that nothing would stop him from telling the story of the graboids until they told him that he may rest. They had become his God and his Devil.

Tremors 5: The Thunder from Down Under (AKA Graboid Jack) is going into production. It is unclear whether Michael Gross is involved or not, but one thing is for sure: if he isn't stopped, there may be no hope for this series to ever reclaim its former glory.

If you see this man on the street- stop him. Do it for Victor Wong.

-Dash

Happy Birthday!

Hey everyone! Today is Dash's birthday! Happy birthday Dashiell! I got you a Busta for your birthday. I hope you like it!

-James

Extreme Zombies.

Boogie-boarding down a fucking volcano. Doin' it UP! Both coasts!

I could always relate to these paintings when I was in fifth grade because I generally live my life like a hurricane on top of a mountain.

Also, brains.

-Dash

Episode 2: Halloween, Truth, Extreme Zombies

Second Episode!

Click me! Episode 2

I think we're getting the hang of this thing.

Also, if you have an answer for the contest (You better) the email is:

wearefriendspodcast@gmail.com

Music:

Brian Eno - "Deep Blue Day"

Cheeseburger - "Let The Good Times Roll"

Britney Spears - "Womanizer"

The Higsons - "Tear The Whole Thing Down"

Late of the Pier - "The Bears Are Coming"

LCD Soundsystem - "All My Friends"

Michael Jackson - "Off The Wall"

Om - "Flight Of The Eagle"

Thanks!

-Jamtch and Datch

Deggster.

Hands up if the opening credits to the Showtime series DEXTER makes you hungry and jealous!

(My hand is up.)

It took me a little while to get on the Dexter train, but I'm super glad I finally did. In case you're unfamiliar...Dexter is a forensic blood analyst for the Miami Police Department. Dexter is also a serial killer who only kills serial killers.

I am no supporter of violent vigilantism (aside from the Punisher and the Batman), but what I enjoy about this program is that isn't portrayed as a hero. The second season actually involves him using an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting to work through his "addiction".

Well, without rambling too much, Dexter is a fascinating television show that is only more involving because of its stellar cast and writing.

-Dash

It's not delivery!

Has anyone had this type of frozen pizza before? It's the only one I'll eat, if I'm buying my own. If someone is cooking another type and offers some though, I'll probably partake. I dunno what it is about this square pie, but it's delicious. Put a few dollops of Frank's Red Hot sauce on it and you're in for a party. Anybody have any other favorites regarding frozen pizza?

-James

Now playing: Primus - Fish On (Fisherman Chronicles, Chapter II)

RASL DASL.

RASL (pronounced 'rassle) is a really sweet comic book. It's only on issue three right now so it would be very easy to catch up. You should read it.

Rasl is this dude who...travels...through...dimensions(?). Yeah, I think that's right.

Anyways, it's by Jeff Smith, who is a fantastic artist and the story is REALLY well paced and interesting.

This is entirely true.

Who else has cats and does this? Answer: EVERYONE.

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe

-James

Episode 1!

First episode! Click link and download.

Episode 1

We hope you enjoy it!

Music:

Busta Rhymes - "Don't Touch Me (Remix)"

Future Islands - "Old Friend"

Holger Czukay - "Cool In The Pool"

-Dash and James

PS When I get into the doom metal crap, I'm being an idiot. -James

PPS The Hypocrisy album is called "Abducted" and the song I'm taking about is called "Roswell 47", I obviously know nothing about metal. - James