Give the children lasers.

Well-dressed children now have laser technology.  I'm can no longer live on this planet.

Here's Goodwyn.  Mostly into lampin' wherever works.

Reagan is the final boss!  Do you have your Universe Key and Dust Sword to defeat her!?

Bertrude just gave you LSD and now he's going to steal all your Bulls merch.

Devin saw your partner naked.  Couldn't tell if it was a dude or a lady...and liked it that way.

God has lasers too.

-Dash