Oh hey!

Sorry for the lack of anything people. We're Friends! is going through some changes, so just bear with us. Our voice is changing, there's hair in places where there wasn't and we have tentacles instead of toes. That's how I'm typing right now actually!

So just wanted to report on one or two things I've found on the internet.

1. Casu Marzu: Click here


Casu marzu (also called casu modde, casu cundhídu, or in Italian formaggio marcio) is a traditional sheep milk cheese, notable for being riddled with live insect larvae. Although outlawed there for health reasons, it is found mainly in Sardinia, Italy on the black market. Casu marzu literally means "rotten cheese" in Sardinian and is known colloquially as maggot cheese.

OH YES. MAGGOT CHEESE MOTHERFUCKERS. I don't know if I could ever actually try this, but people in Sardinia eat it all the time so what harm could it cause right? Yeah sure, and in ten years we'll hear news reports of giant fly-people buzzin' around and crapping everywhere. That's what you get for eating cheese that smells like dirty socks your husky was wearing!

Gordon Ramsay tried this on his show 'the F Word" and was told that no one can know the effects for like a while because it takes time for larvae to burrow, reproduce and eventually eat your intestine. It's like AIDS in that way.

2. Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco: Click here

What happened, basically, was some dumb kid wouldn't go to the dinner table because he wanted to keep playing X-Box. The mom, being the foolish mother she is, unplugs the system. The kid comes down, slaps her on the arm, and throws a taco on her. Sure, he's a dick, but she fucking calls the cops!

The kicker? [The Mother] called [the] cops and said she wants to press charges. [She] says [her son] has tried to call [her] several times, but she's not picking up the phone yet. She says she's going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson.

Hah!

-James

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